Project: Robot Runway

I was just thinking about robot models the other night, the kind that struts down runways wearing the latest fashion, pirouetting to the flashes of a hundred cameras. There is something robotic about the expressionless faces and exaggerated movement of runway models anyway. More importantly, robots would be perfect for events that focus so heavily on form and appearance; designers don't have to worry about the models' personalities influencing their clothing.

This morning, I see this in my inbox:



Screw you, technology. Can't you let my dreams last a few days longer before making them real?

Also, yes I do have a robot fetish.